name - is wondering WTF about a lot right now..!!
name - Woman comes home from work and finds all her sex toys nailed to the wall, she shouts to her husband " You thought I wanted a Dado rail.. ? "
name - " Well aren't we all a ray of the fucking sunshine.. ??
name - my generation believes not only in universal brotherhood but in universal fcukhood aswell..:D
name - Little fly on the wall, aint you got no sense at all ?, if i squash you with my thumb, your guts come out of your bum..!!
name - other day i bought a packet of peanuts, and the packet said " May Contain Nuts " well Fcuking yeah i know.., dats why i bought the bluddy thing for you shitheads..!!
name - Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. (Woody Allen)
name - Don’t do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain’t..!!
name - My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects....!! : )
name - All you virgins. Thanks for nothing..!!
name - Gal- The more men i meet, the more i like my dog coz my dog got longest tongue of all :D
name - I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
name - Gals are like phones, they like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'd get disconnected.
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