Thursday, October 8, 2009

Humor / Humorous

name - wondering if woodpeckers get headache..??? :D

name - is going to stick a coat hanger in his mouth all night and hopefull it may help me smile in the morning... :D

name - covered arse with tacl and watching the farts intensity in the moirror... : P

name- says, a tramp just walked upto me and said that he hadn't eaten anything in days, I wish i had same willpower.. :D

name - ( : lol, ih yas 2 detnaw tsuj i taht tuo dnif u nehw gnitatirri yrev ti dnif yam u..!! Confused..??? Now read it backwards.. : )

name - There was a time in 60's when people took acid to make world weird, but now the world is weird and people take PROZAC to make it normal... :D

name - aliens are coming to get all the pretty people, but dontcha worry, you are safe, i just wanna say goodbye.. :P

name - is thinking of a name change, suggestions below:-

name - is sorry to tell you that mirrors can't lie, but is good for you that they can't laugh either.. :P

name - how to laugh at your problems ? - imagine sumone stuck in same... :P

name - finally started feeling himself today, its a shame he was still outside the club at the time.... :P

name - you laugh at me coz i'm different, i laugh at you coz you are a wanker..!!

name - is on facebook instead of doing hw...!!

name - please excuse any sMelling Pistakes... lol..!!

name - laughed so hard till, bit of wee came ouy.. :P

name - just wanna tell that, drunk words are sober thoughts.. :D

name - i aint weird, im gifted.. ; )

name - has horns to hold his halo up.. lol..

name - she not only kept her lovely figure, but added much more to it.. :P

name - Says. A good friend helps you when you fall down, but a true friend pisses him laughing and then apologizes..!! :D

name - Wants to take over Turkey and name it Chicken.. lol

name - a malteaser.. dark on outside and always a blonde on inside.. :P

name - They say laughing 100 times is equal as working out for 10 minutes, I'm scared if i get going, I'll laugh myself into anorexia..!!

name - other day i bought a packet of peanuts, and the packet said " May Contain Nuts " well obviously, dats why i bought the bluddy thing for you morons..!!

name - I wish sumone would comment on mah status, so that it looks like i have friends and the ones in my friendlist aren't sleeping nor imaginary..!!

name - Are there too many immigrants in Britain ? 17% said Yes, 11% said no and 72% said " I not understand sir..!! " ...lol

name - Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand

name - Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the
priviledge

name - Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won’t spoil me.

name - He who laughs last thinks slowest.

name - Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases interest of a women in you.

name - I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.

name - Is somebody not commenting on what I’m saying here???

name - Hurry..!! Police is after a suspect that is smart, witty, handsome and sexy. Please hide me somewhere..!! :)

name - This is your cellphone operator. I found out that you are too dumb to use it, so please put it on ground and jump on it. Thank you.

name - There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.

name - A man has hundred dollars and a woman leaves him with two, that's subtraction.

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