Thursday, October 8, 2009

Naughty

name - Annie Annie with electric fanny. Jock Jock with electric cock, then Jock focked Annie in her electric fanny with his electric cock and they both got electric shock... :D

name - A guy sticks his erection into a gals depression to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation or should I show a demonstration .. ?

name - a malteaser.. dark on outside and always a blonde on inside.. :P

name - Men are like microwave and women are like oven, men need to heat women up where as women only need to press a button... :P

name - Why were hurricanes named after women ? Cause when they cum its wet and wild and when they go they take your house and car with them...!!

name - Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

name - Whats the difference between a woman and a condom ? If they aint on your cock, the are in your wallet...!!

name - Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. (Woody Allen)

name - Don’t do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain’t..!!

name - Coffee ? Tea ? or Me ? :P

name - All you virgins. Thanks for nothing..!!

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