Thursday, October 8, 2009

lol :P

  • name - Why were hurricanes named after women ? Cause when they cum its wet and wild and when they go they take your house and car with them...!! lol..

  • name - “Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.” -Mark Twain

  • name - Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, with the same person though...!!

  • name - What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

  • name - You can’t put a price tag on love, but you cant on all its accessories.... :P

  • name - Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries... !!

  • name - I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands. -Dudley Moore

  • name - Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery. -Fulton J. Sheen

  • name - When a man steals your wife. There is no better revenge than let him keep her and suffer...lol.. : P
  • name - Just reached climax... (press enter 5 times, leave dot on each line left) ... climax of boredom, what did you think ? u dirty mind... lolz... :P :D

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